# Null+Void Creative
> Investigative Satire & Oddball Storytelling
Public Ghost content for AI and LLM tooling. Use `/llms-full.txt` for consolidated page and post context.
Append `.md` to any post or page URL to get the content in Markdown (for example, `/example-post.md`).

## Pages
- [Authors](https://nullvoidcreative.com/authors.md)
- [Podcast](https://nullvoidcreative.com/podcast.md) - Latest Episode
- [Sign in](https://nullvoidcreative.com/signin.md) - Welcome back.
- [Signup](https://nullvoidcreative.com/signup.md)
- [Tags](https://nullvoidcreative.com/tags.md)

## Posts
- [How to Get a Chunky Crack Rock for Your Next Frat Party](https://nullvoidcreative.com/how-to-get-a-chunky-crack-rock-for-your-next-frat-party.md) - Been spending most our lives living in a polo paradise.
- [Mask the Pain](https://nullvoidcreative.com/mask-the-pain.md)
- [Jury Duty Recap and Your Last Rites](https://nullvoidcreative.com/jury-duty-recap-and-your-last-rites.md) - Find people guilty and get that paper
- [Rite of Repair](https://nullvoidcreative.com/rite-of-repair.md) - "I can fix her"
- [Sony Loves Money, Hates You](https://nullvoidcreative.com/sony-loves-money-hates-you.md)
- [Broadcasting from the Courtroom](https://nullvoidcreative.com/broadcasting-from-the-courtroom.md) - Coupon code: GUILTYUNTILPROVENINNOCENT
- [Freebasing Caffeine on a Budget and Other Paths to Greatness](https://nullvoidcreative.com/freebasing-caffeine-on-a-budget-and-other-paths-to-greatness.md)
- [The Homeless Man of Your Dreams](https://nullvoidcreative.com/the-homeless-man-of-your-dreams.md)
- [A painful humbling by Bev Doolittle](https://nullvoidcreative.com/a-painful-humbling-by-bev-doolittle.md) - Sometimes you need a little kick from a pinto pony.
- [SpaceX steals retirement, Claude steals fonts](https://nullvoidcreative.com/spacex-steals-retirement-claude-steals-fonts.md)
- [Steal like a chatbot](https://nullvoidcreative.com/steal-like-a-chatbot.md)
- [Family Trash and Pinto Ponies: An Unholy Union](https://nullvoidcreative.com/family-trash-and-pinto-ponies-an-unholy-union.md)
- [Is it the future yet? Part 2](https://nullvoidcreative.com/is-it-the-future-yet-part-2.md) - Don't even think about wondering if it's the future until you read this guide.
- [Is it the future yet?](https://nullvoidcreative.com/is-it-the-future-yet.md)
- [Dick Tracy x Ghost](https://nullvoidcreative.com/dick-tracy-x-ghost.md)
- [Loaded State: Avenging Spirit](https://nullvoidcreative.com/loaded-state-avenging-spirit.md) - Now with video
- [NASA is full of quitters](https://nullvoidcreative.com/nasa-is-full-of-quitters.md) - The Null+Void newsletter
- [Linux for Dummies](https://nullvoidcreative.com/linux-for-dummies.md) - Can you build a top-tier vehicle without an engine? Is a body worth anything without a mushy brain in the skull? These were the questions I had a year and half ago when I finally decided to switch from Windows to Linux, because I crave the chaos. I had tried Linux before. Ubuntu. Zorin. The usual “…
- [Disasters bring out the worst in people](https://nullvoidcreative.com/disasters-bring-out-the-worst-in-people.md) - The Null+Void newsletter
- [Prelude to a Loaded State](https://nullvoidcreative.com/prelude-to-a-loaded-state.md)
- [Visiting a landfill? See our top 10 picks.](https://nullvoidcreative.com/visiting-a-landfill-see-our-top-10-picks.md) - The Null+Void newsletter
- [The Last Episode of Inside Halo](https://nullvoidcreative.com/the-last-episode-of-inside-halo.md) - I'm getting tired of talking about slop, AI, and Halo. When will people stop talking about Halo? It's becoming too much. In fact, to be the first to stand up to the popular kid: I'm boycotting Halo until Halo comes out. But for real, this was a lot of fun to make. I whiffed my own self-imposed dead…
- [Ready Player Dumb](https://nullvoidcreative.com/ready-player-dumb.md) - The Null+Void newsletter
- [I can stop gambling anytime I want](https://nullvoidcreative.com/i-can-stop-gambling-anytime-i-want.md) - Maybe tomorrow. After the markets close.
- [What I've been up to this week](https://nullvoidcreative.com/what-ive-been-up-to-this-week.md)
- [Slop, yum](https://nullvoidcreative.com/slop-yum.md) - The Null+Void newsletter
- [I have always been slop](https://nullvoidcreative.com/i-have-always-been-slop.md)
- [Exacting revenge upon the elderly](https://nullvoidcreative.com/exacting-revenge-upon-the-elderly.md) - The Null+Void newsletter
- [The 2023 Voyager Standoff](https://nullvoidcreative.com/the-2023-voyager-standoff.md)
- [Mina](https://nullvoidcreative.com/mina.md)
- [The robot dogs can't find us here](https://nullvoidcreative.com/the-robot-dogs-cant-find-us-here.md) - The Null+Void newsletter
- [What I'm self-hosting this week](https://nullvoidcreative.com/what-im-self-hosting-this-week.md) - Taking My Life Back from the Cloud
- [Go home, L.A. man!](https://nullvoidcreative.com/go-home-l-a-man.md) - The Null+Void newsletter
- [How to restore your Karmann Ghia while having an existential crisis — Part 2](https://nullvoidcreative.com/how-to-restore-your-karmann-ghia-while-having-an-existential-crisis-part-2.md) - The car comes home, and so do my chickens to roost.
- [Why I made a fake Pacifico Ad](https://nullvoidcreative.com/why-i-made-a-fake-pacifico-ad.md) - My tired attempt to keep parody alive
- [Did you even get this?](https://nullvoidcreative.com/did-you-even-get-this.md) - The Null+Void newsletter
- [I might be going through a midlife crisis](https://nullvoidcreative.com/i-might-be-going-through-a-midlife-crisis.md) - Weirdly, my instagram isn't painting an accurate picture of my life.
- [So about all that spam](https://nullvoidcreative.com/so-about-all-that-spam.md) - tl;dr our hosting platform is having some issues I hate spam, I'm sure you do too. So you're probably wondering why we shoved 10+ messages in your inbox at 5am PST on a Monday. We also wanted to know. The first line of questions was, "What did I do wrong?" Followed by, "What did Aaron do wrong?" Di…
- [Find Peace in the Chaos by Watching a Youtube Video](https://nullvoidcreative.com/find-peace-in-the-chaos-by-watching-a-youtube-video.md) - The Null+Void newsletter
- [I tried restoring my dopamine with STORER](https://nullvoidcreative.com/i-tried-restoring-my-dopamine-with-storer.md) - After 39 years of abuse, by tank is dry.
- [What is SitePal and why did I put it on our website?](https://nullvoidcreative.com/what-is-sitepal-and-why-did-i-put-it-on-our-website.md) - The technology of 2003...today.
- [Don't buy blood before you read this](https://nullvoidcreative.com/dont-buy-blood-before-you-read-this.md) - The Null+Void newsletter
- [How to find a bargain blood boy](https://nullvoidcreative.com/how-to-find-a-bargain-blood-boy.md) - Tips, tricks, and hacks you won't find anywhere else.
- [Game Reviews, very serious business](https://nullvoidcreative.com/game-reviews-very-serious-business.md) - I didn't play this game and still wrote a better review than AI.
- [Would you send your fan-fiction to NASA?](https://nullvoidcreative.com/would-you-send-your-fan-fiction-to-nasa.md) - The Null+Void newsletter
- [Making your own local music server](https://nullvoidcreative.com/making-your-own-local-music-server.md) - Navidrome is a free, open source music server. No paid tier, no subscription. You run it on your own machine, point it at your music folder, and stream from any browser or compatible mobile app.
- [Stop paying for that](https://nullvoidcreative.com/stop-paying-for-that.md) - Break everything and try to learn a few things along the way
- [INTRODUCING: The Null+Void Subscriber Spotlight](https://nullvoidcreative.com/introducing-the-null-void-subscriber-spotlight.md) - Giving recognition to the people who make our site possible.
- [Imagine being on a cruise with Kid Rock](https://nullvoidcreative.com/imagine-being-on-a-cruise-with-kid-rock.md) - The Null+Void newsletter
- [LOKO wrestling has me worried about the economy](https://nullvoidcreative.com/loko-wrestling-has-me-worried-about-the-economy.md) - The fluorescent lightbulb as an economic indicator
- [The 2026 Tesla Diner Experience](https://nullvoidcreative.com/the-2026-tesla-diner-experience.md)
- [The hero we don't need or deserve](https://nullvoidcreative.com/the-hero-we-dont-need-or-deserve.md) - The Null+Void newsletter
- [The unbearable weight of being a nobody (Videogames)](https://nullvoidcreative.com/the-unbearable-weight-of-being-a-nobody-videogames.md) - On leaving gaming content behind, losing the performance anxiety and finding peace beyond the noise
- [How to restore your Karmann Ghia while having an existential crisis — Part 1](https://nullvoidcreative.com/how-to-restore-your-karmann-ghia-while-having-an-existential-crisis.md) - In the Summer of 2021, I bought the cheapest 1970 Karmann Ghia convertible in the world (technically the second cheapest, more on that later) with a simple goal: restore this abandoned cult-classic to absolute uncompromising perfection… with modern amenities, and a race engine. It would be a show-q…
- [See if this Xbox One code still works](https://nullvoidcreative.com/see-if-this-xbox-one-code-still-works.md) - Welcome to the first weekly Null+Void newsletter. It's a start.
- [The Campaign of Terror: How We Spent 9 Months Scamming the Internet for a Good Cause](https://nullvoidcreative.com/the-campaign-of-terror-how-we-spent-9-months-scamming-the-internet-for-a-good-cause.md) - A confession about manufacturing outrage, accidentally creating a multimillion-dollar fake company, and losing the plot in the name of environmentalism.
- [What is this?](https://nullvoidcreative.com/welcome.md) - TL;DR: We disappeared for a while. Turns out we were helping environmental startups communicate why they matter. Now that that's actually working, we're releasing the other stuff we've been sitting on: investigative pieces, stories, videos, and whatever else we feel like making. We're calling it St…

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